Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Why is Sheldon Scared of Birds ?
The Big Bang Theory episode 09 of the 5th season titled as "The Ornithophobia Diffusion" is already aired on CBS. It was quite funny. A bird came to Sheldon's window and he became scared like crazy! In his usual way he knocked at the window two times and said " Bird! Go away! Bird ! Go away ! Bird ! Go away !" but it did not !
Later he explained Raj why he is so scared of birds. In Sheldon's way -
Later he explained Raj why he is so scared of birds. In Sheldon's way -
- Age 7, a blood thirsty chicken chases me up a tree !
- Age 12, a Mag Pie tries to seal the retainer out of my mouth !
- Age 16, a Parrot in a pet store calls me fat ass !
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| Bernadette (Melissa Rauch, right) tries to help Sheldon (Jim Parsons,
left) overcome his fear of birds, on THE BIG BANG THEORY. Photo: Michael
Yarish/Warner Bros. courtesy: CBS |
It Must Be A Barcelona Fan
Suddenly a comment stuck in my eyes in facebook. It looked funny. But the commenter was quite angry. I guess he is a Barcelona fan ! NO... It must be a Barcelona fan . LOL!
The Secret of Tarzan
You might wounder that how did Tarzan learn to shout so loudly ? Here is the answer !
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| Source: Google image |
5 Situations in Life When You Must Run
The Toilet Alarm
You must run to the toilet. No force on earth should be able to stop you!
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| Image source : it occurred to me |
Boss Alarm
If you are late then you are finished. Run !
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| Image source : csp |
Girlfriend / Wife Alarm
No question of walking ! You should run to her if you are late. If she is already angry you should run away!
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| Image Source : The Cartoon Cave |
Bomb Alarm
Just run ! If you don't , then....
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| Image Source : worst-jobs.com |
Dog Alarm
Run and save your ass!
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| Image Source : Mahalo |
Run Forrest .. Run !
Funny Fail Pictures
Funny Dance Fail
Funny Catch Fail by Dog
Funny Fail by Cat ! Fish Caught the Cat !
Funny Cat Failed to Escape
Huge Fail !
He Failed to Impress His Girlfriend Again ! Fail!
Oops! Fail !
Funny Jail Fail
Funny Photo shoot Fail !
Funny Quotes
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| courtesy: jucoolimages.com |
- I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde
- A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials. - Ronald Knox
- The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin
- If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson
- A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.- Lily Tomlin
- Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. - Peter Tosh
- In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. - Mark Twain
- Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. - Homer Simpson
- Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail. - Homer Simpson
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Buckle Up Your Seat Belt at Toilet
Look at this wise person! He can fly towards the roof like a rocket because of the thrust from his back. You can buckle up yours too!
source: Google Image
