Honesty Quotes and Cartoons

1. "The surest way to remain poor is to be honest." - Napoleon Bonaparte

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2. I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live. - Socrates   
3. "An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought."- Simon Cameron

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4. You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

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5. “I keep six honest serving men: They taught me all I knew: Their names are What and Why and When and How and Where and Who” - Rudyard Kipling

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6. A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first. - Chanakya 

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So we realize : 

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Funny Quotes

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• I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde
• A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials. - Ronald Knox
• The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin
• If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson
• A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
• I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.- Lily Tomlin
• Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. - Peter Tosh
• In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. - Mark Twain
• Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. - Homer Simpson
• Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail. - Homer Simpson
• A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips